Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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