That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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