Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Come share oat with me in your robe
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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