I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize