Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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