Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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