I'm jealous of your bromance
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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