no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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