I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
