was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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