How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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