is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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