Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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