I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
