69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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