I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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