I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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