how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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