It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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