i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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