You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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