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• (239): View more from Florida

  so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year

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  And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing

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  and semen

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...

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• (631): View more from New York

  just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama

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• (916): View more from California

  I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals

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