did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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