I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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