dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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