i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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