butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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