Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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