all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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