you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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