I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
