You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
