that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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