i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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