Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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