i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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