"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's official drugs can't kill me
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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