if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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