lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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