why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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