why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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