So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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