I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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