I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Randomize
