just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
