marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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