The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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