There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
even my farts smell like vagina
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
