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So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Houston, we have a blender
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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