I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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