we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
