1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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